French

Malay classes also brought back unkind memories of French classes at MOELC during sec 1 times. The teacher insisted on us asking for us to go to the toilet in French and I obviously did not know how to. And there were no potted plants in sight.....

Joke on the urinary system

A teacher was walking down the class when she noticed a puddle on the floor
Teacher: Oh Samantha, if you wanted to go to the toilet, you could have put your hand up
Samantha: Oh I did, but the urine still trickled through my fingers.

How did the python kill the ureter?
Ans: The ureter had 3 constrictions (Pop Quiz: Do u still remember where they are?)