Wedding Dinner

Just returned from a wedding dinner thrown by MDC seniors at the Grand Copthorne. So full now that i can barely walk. My favourite dish was the almond desert. Had 3 bowls cos some pple are on call tmr etc and left early, leaving lots and lots of delicious food behind.

Mid Autum Festival, as always, was good. (It's my chinese birthday according to the lunar calendar) Had a feast for dinner and lots of durian mooncake from Goodwood Park Hotel. (Yes, there are no termites there)

I can feel the calories piling up...

Jokes:

A slight movement caught the blond's attention. She spun around and saw it. She gasped as a few shots rang out. Mustering every ounce of strength, she dived for cover with her friend shouting :" Those are shots from the camera..."

A blond went to the bank to withdraw money. " Pls identify yourself", asked the bank teller politely. The blond fished out a pocket mirror, looked into it and said:" Yep, I'm sure it's me"