Sunday

stayed at home and had a quiet day.

jokes (from yes 933)

A man called the technical help desk and said: "when i click on my computer, there's nothing on the screen"
The technician replied: " alright, you right click and tell me what appears"
The man said: " Nothing appeared"
The technician: "You right click again and tell me what you see"
The man: " OOI, there's still nothing what"
The technician: " Fine, can u describe fully what u have done so far?"
The man :" You told me to write click so i wrote click..."


A woman brought her baby to a restaurant and he started crying. Guessing that he wanted his milk, she started retrieving her breast feeding equipment from her bag. The waiter rushed forward and said: "M'am, I sorry, but you cannot do this here." The woman was shocked and retorted: "Why can't I breastfeed my baby here, the government has encouraged citizens to be tolerant about such practices..."
The waiter replied: "It's not that, but our restaurant has a policy that states you cannot consume outside food or drink in here."