Missed the Club

Mrs Usa helped me realise my personality and I decided that i was not the clubbing kind after all. Paiseh leh.

Ok lah, next time i try to be more adventurous but can we hold the thing earlier and find a day (the whole world is there on Wednesdays) where its more quiet?

Jokes:

A man was strolling on the beach when he saw a teenager wearing the Harvard sweatshirt entangled in the net at sea and bleeding. Approaching him was a shark that was baring its razor sharp teeth. The man screamed for help as he saw the shark biting the Harvard undergrad. From nowhere, a group of Yale undergrads appeared with parangs and weapons, ran into the water, killed the shark and dragged both Harvard undergrad and the shark to shore. With amazing speed, the Yale undergrads put the injured Harvard undergrad into a waiting van and drove away.

The man said :" I always thought there was animosity between Harvard and Yale. Looks like Yale students are very big hearted and kind. They actually saved the Harvard undergrad and even rushed him to hospital."

Meanwhile, the Yale students were having a whale of a time in the van. One said :" So how is our shark bait holding up? Do we need to capture another one?"