My teeth hurt

Had the "springs" on my retainers activated today to correct my bite. ( Grrrr, but i'm no dog) Now my 2 bunny teeth are being pushed forward. Ouch ouch ouch. And I heard that my cannines are next. (How come it also sounds like a dog)

Jokes:

John: Peter, i beg of you, do not let your dog bark at me!
Peter: Why? would a few barks hurt?
John (tearing) : Well, your dog just bit me and if it's bark is worse than its bite.....

A lady found out that she had no more food in the house and all she could find was a can of dog food and some onions. So she deep fried the dog food with onions and fed it to her husband. Not realising what was wrong, her husband found it delicious and asked for the same dish every night.
Her friend found out and said: " How can you do that, you'll poison him? "
The lady waved her friend's comment aside and continued feeding her husband dog food
A week later, her husband died.
Her friend chided her: " See, i was right, now you've killed him"
The lady said: " Well, not entirely, he died becaused he fell off a tree chasing cats and squirrels "