1/6/06

My cousin gave birth to a baby girl on 1/6/06. Yay, there's a new addition to the family. The baby is so small but very cute. However my mother added that I was an ugly baby with a distorted head and swollen lips. "See, her head shape very nice and her lips so cute, not like yours, last time so ugly!"

The nurses also allowed me into the delivery suite (for fathers only) after I flashed my matric card.
Before: Who are you, you don't look familiar? This is for fathers only, you cannot go in. Please wait outside

>>>>> Flash matric card and explain>>>>>>>

After: Orrh, u medical student, then can lah. Next time must give us more business

( 2 ways to give business to delivery suite : My personal business or my patient's business as a gynae. But I don't want to be a gynae, so .....)

Jokes:

Why did the blond foetus wrap its ears round the unbilical cord?
Ans: It thought that it was a telephone cord

Why was the blond postwoman always found at the delivery suite?
Ans: She was told by her boss to make deliveries