DVD

Yay, finally finished all 58 eps of my Han Wu Da Di. Currently itching for more ancient emperor shows to watch but it seems those on the market can't really match up to HWDD. And there are only so few brillant emperors that shows can be made about. Recommendations?

10 rules about emperor shows:

1. The emperor has PMS all the time
2. The Empress is always a dutiful wife and mother until she becomes the Dowager
3. Chinese ministers are skilled at currying flavour
4. Every favoured subject will eventually lose favour in the end.
5. The first crown prince never becomes the emperor
6. The women will look very ghostly
7. Men find zither playing accompanied by singing very seductive
8. Costly war scenes are always repeated such that the same soldiers keep falling off the same horses everytime
9. In front of the emperor, everyone is very dramatic
10. The emperor has PMS all the time

Jokes:

Did you hear about the giant with diarrhoea?
Ans: You didn't? It's all over town. (the diarrhoea)

A 91 year old man went to the doctor for a check-up. A few days later, the doctor caught him walking down with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
At the follow up visit, the doctor said to the old man: " You r doing really well!"
The old man said: " I'm only doing what you said during my last visit - Get a hot mama and be cheerful. "
The doctor replied: " No, I did not say that. I said - You've got a heart murmur, be careful"