Dinner at Chinatown

As promised, a new tagboard is up. Come forth and colonize it with literature.

The visit to the HPB was a waste of time. I admit I went only for the phamplets. But SK, aaron and I had some fun instead playing hangman. The puzzles ranged from sooty mangabeys to armadillo faeces.

Then we had dessert and dinner at chinatown where the dumplings and pudding received thumbs up. I can't say the same for the Leong Tao Hu though. (What prof Vincent might say: Do you know what's Leong Tao Hu? Its not a name but it would make a nice one.)

Jokes:

What do you call a Frenchman who wears sandals?
Ans: Philippe Philoppe

A man and his wife were lying in bed when the man let out a loud fart. He shouted:" One point!"
His wife then let out one too and shouted:" One all"
A while later, the man let out another fart and shouted:" Now I'm ahead, 2-1"
His wife subsequently released one as well :" Nope, its a tie at 2-2"
Not to be outdone, the man strained himself but he could not fart. Desperate to regain the lead, he gave it his all and eventually pooped on the bed accidently, letting off a strange sound.
"What was that?" asked his wife.
The man replied:" Half-time, lets switch sides."

Tagboard

Well, I have no idea what's wrong with my tagboard. There's some login panel for cPanel??? I shall get it fixed sometime.

Plus I am done with my Charmed season 2 DVDs. Prue is...was fantastic. Wouldn't it be cool to have telekinetic abilities?

Jokes:

A man was bitten by a stray dog and was taken to hospital. A doctor came by and saw him scribbling frantically on a piece of paper. " Don't worry" said the doctor, " You might not necessarily have rabies and even if u do, we can cure it. There's no need to write your will now."
" Will?" replied the man, "I'm making a list of the people I want to bite."

Wedding Dinner

Just returned from a wedding dinner thrown by MDC seniors at the Grand Copthorne. So full now that i can barely walk. My favourite dish was the almond desert. Had 3 bowls cos some pple are on call tmr etc and left early, leaving lots and lots of delicious food behind.

Mid Autum Festival, as always, was good. (It's my chinese birthday according to the lunar calendar) Had a feast for dinner and lots of durian mooncake from Goodwood Park Hotel. (Yes, there are no termites there)

I can feel the calories piling up...

Jokes:

A slight movement caught the blond's attention. She spun around and saw it. She gasped as a few shots rang out. Mustering every ounce of strength, she dived for cover with her friend shouting :" Those are shots from the camera..."

A blond went to the bank to withdraw money. " Pls identify yourself", asked the bank teller politely. The blond fished out a pocket mirror, looked into it and said:" Yep, I'm sure it's me"