Doughnuts

Queued up like an idiot for 3+ hrs for doughnuts from Doughnut Factory. I was among the first 10 and yet...

So I bought 24 of them...

And invited SK over to try them!!! ( he tried the apple crumble flavoured one and declined more due to weight and dinner approaching issues)

JOKES

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a railway track?
Ans: 3 pieces of crocodile.

Two cows were chatting in a field. The first said :" I was artifically inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you" said the other.
"It's true, no bull" replied the other cow