I am still alive

Had 4 horrendous papers over the past week. But let's not talk about that.

Today, went for lunch with MM, SK and Aaron at Mos burger. They should make it a fast food restaurant for the birds since their serving portions are reflective of their appetites. As usual, I dropped food on my pants and dirtied the table

Times bookshop surprisingly had interesting things to see, including cards that taught fortune reading and books with sleazy titles like "Why do men have nipples?" (Then? What do u expect men to grow? Biscuits is it?)

Jokes:

A beggar was walking past the cake shop belonging to a haughty baker when he spotted the declicious cakes on display. He walked up to the baker and asked:" May i buy the cake?" The baker replied:" No, we don't serve beggars here."

"I'll pay you $100 for the cake" said the beggar. "No, and get lost" the baker snapped.

"$200?", asked the beggar. "Which part of get lost don't you understand"answered the baker.

"$400?" asked the beggar. The baker paused momentarily before answering :" No, go away now."

Finally, the beggar made an offer that the baker could not refuse:" $700 for the cake." The baker reluctantly agreed that this was a good deal and served him the cake.

As the beggar gobbled up the cake. he kept moaning;" Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God."

"Why do you keep saying Oh my God?" asked the baker.

Still shoving the cake in his mouth, the beggar went:"Oh my God, Oh my God, Where am I going to find $700???"

A woman went to the doctor for constipation and complained that she had not moved her bowels for 10 days. "Well, have you done anything about it yet?" asked the doctor. She replied;" I sit in the bathroom for an hour everyday. The doctor asked again:" No, I mean have you taken anything?" the woman replied:"Oh, I see. Yes, I take a book."