Happy new year

Have a happy new year!

Pneumothorax

Oh Dear, LCM is in the hospital for pneumothorax.

And I was laughing at him ( I was not the only one )when he claimed that his back hurt when he hit himself in front. Sorry ><

Maybe laughing at the pinkish garment exacerbated the pneumothorax?

Have a speedy recovery anyway. (Don't sing like B S anymore)

Last day of school...

...But the first day of exams will come soon.

Went out with MM and LCM who crashed the lecture today with shoes suspected of being bought from a certain store.

Acted like a pig during lunch and had hokkien mee + mango pudding + soya bean. Someone kept asking srange questions like :" Why do you cut the pudding ino smaller pieces? Why don't you wait for the ice to melt before eating? Why must we visit people during the new year?"

Went to Kino and saw stranger books like the one below

Finally had rather yummy mudpie and weird pinkish lychee and pineapple drink. The tissue became like that after I had to wipe all the chocolate off my mouth. (Looks like something else)





















Jokes

What do you get if u cross 2 snakes with a magician?

Ans: Addercadabra and abradacobra

金猪欲孽

This is the very silly version of War and Beauty. Enjoy!

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Ep2



Ep3



Ha ha ha. So funny

Gaffles

It's been a long time. In future when my NEW tagboard gets up and running, I shall remember to shamelessly tag myself frequently to prevent it's cruel swallowing.

Fortunately, sch ends early this week and "holidays" are interspersed in between too.

There should be a "parkarting" (ganging up) in Sam and SK's blogs to write about the gaffles that a single friend X made.

Time:9+am
Friend X : Aeh, can spiders fly? A spider was flying here and there in my house but I could not find its web.

Time:1+pm
Friend X : CPF can be used to pay for a car or not?

Jokes: Still need jokes meh, the above quite funny what.

A man went into a pharmacy and asked for anal deodorant
" We don't stock anal deodorants, in fact, there's none of that around" said the pharmacist,
"But I bought it from your store just last month!" the man protested
The pharmacist was puzzled "Fine, why don't you bring in your empty bottle and I'll try to match it up?"
The next day, the man handed the pharmacist the empty bottle. The label on it read "TO USE, PUSH UP BOTTOM"

Sitting in the toilet, a man discovered when it was too late that there was no more toilet paper. (Hah! sounds like someone we know had been there and exhausted the last 50 squares) So he called out to the person beside the cubicle:" Hey, do you have any toilet paper in there?"
"Sorry, no"
"How about tissues?"
"Sorry, no"
"How about newspaper? Could you spare me one piece?"
"Sorry, I don't have any newspaper"
Fustrated, the man said:" OK, how about giving me 5 $2 notes for my $10?"