Gaffles

It's been a long time. In future when my NEW tagboard gets up and running, I shall remember to shamelessly tag myself frequently to prevent it's cruel swallowing.

Fortunately, sch ends early this week and "holidays" are interspersed in between too.

There should be a "parkarting" (ganging up) in Sam and SK's blogs to write about the gaffles that a single friend X made.

Time:9+am
Friend X : Aeh, can spiders fly? A spider was flying here and there in my house but I could not find its web.

Time:1+pm
Friend X : CPF can be used to pay for a car or not?

Jokes: Still need jokes meh, the above quite funny what.

A man went into a pharmacy and asked for anal deodorant
" We don't stock anal deodorants, in fact, there's none of that around" said the pharmacist,
"But I bought it from your store just last month!" the man protested
The pharmacist was puzzled "Fine, why don't you bring in your empty bottle and I'll try to match it up?"
The next day, the man handed the pharmacist the empty bottle. The label on it read "TO USE, PUSH UP BOTTOM"

Sitting in the toilet, a man discovered when it was too late that there was no more toilet paper. (Hah! sounds like someone we know had been there and exhausted the last 50 squares) So he called out to the person beside the cubicle:" Hey, do you have any toilet paper in there?"
"Sorry, no"
"How about tissues?"
"Sorry, no"
"How about newspaper? Could you spare me one piece?"
"Sorry, I don't have any newspaper"
Fustrated, the man said:" OK, how about giving me 5 $2 notes for my $10?"