Panic setting

On Thursday I launched again into completing the biochem and physio paper. I thought my questions were evil and I enjoyed setting every single option, especially the physio modified essay question.

Today my ex-trainer (she's not my shoe but sometimes footwear can come in the form of beaded perenakan slippers) came and had lunch with us. And medicine interviews are on going too and we got to be kaypoh.

Cantonese was suprisingly enjoyable. I kept laughing at this term " POK POK ZHAI" which refers to those ancient private schools in China and I could not complete reading the passage. (Who would'nt laugh?)

Jokes:

Which Liying is always youthful
Ans: Young (Yang) Liying

Which muscles did the chicken work out at the gym?
Ans: The peck-torialis (pecs)

Which hole in the body took a break?
Ans: The adductor hiatus

Perenakan Day

On Wednesday, met with the trainers to set the RJ MQ selection qns. (Fine, only OCS and mm or is it the imposter moon?) We made sure we set a very hard anat paper and tricks were flying all over the paper. All day i was misled into thinking that dinner later on was a sushi buffet as advertised by miss J. Then the communication between Miss S and so on got botched up and we prowled Raffles place and clark quay looking for food. (Actually i quite enjoyed the whole process) Finally Mr K got us settled into a perenakan restaurant. (Yay) and there was someone who was not as innocent as we thought she was, hotel 81 and all....

Jokes:

Why did everyone adore the fish head so much?
Ans: It was currying flavour with everyone

Why did the couple on the verge of a divorce eat chilli everyday?
Ans: They wanted to spice up their life to save their marriage

Malay-ish Monday

As usual, i enjoyed Malay class tremendously, I think we should let Cikgu lecture in Med Fac. There were many terms in malay that mean something else in other languages

Anjing, which means dog, but we all know that it was one of the songs that Jay Chou sang that got him famous. (and do i hear the girls screaming "jie lun, jie lun" in the background?)

Tanya, which means ask, but we know that if u add a Chua, it becomes Tanya Chua

Besides that, also saw Warner Music advertising on television for Madonna and Enya who released their albums here very very long ago. How come I don't see YanZi's ad? So bias.

Jokes (dun worry, today all original, not from Yes 933)

What do u call it when Madonna gets some fast food?
Ans: McDonna

Which Enya is very small?
Ans: Ant-ya

A blond was told that Madonna married Guy and she said:" Duh!? Obviously he's a guy......"

Sunday

stayed at home and had a quiet day.

jokes (from yes 933)

A man called the technical help desk and said: "when i click on my computer, there's nothing on the screen"
The technician replied: " alright, you right click and tell me what appears"
The man said: " Nothing appeared"
The technician: "You right click again and tell me what you see"
The man: " OOI, there's still nothing what"
The technician: " Fine, can u describe fully what u have done so far?"
The man :" You told me to write click so i wrote click..."


A woman brought her baby to a restaurant and he started crying. Guessing that he wanted his milk, she started retrieving her breast feeding equipment from her bag. The waiter rushed forward and said: "M'am, I sorry, but you cannot do this here." The woman was shocked and retorted: "Why can't I breastfeed my baby here, the government has encouraged citizens to be tolerant about such practices..."
The waiter replied: "It's not that, but our restaurant has a policy that states you cannot consume outside food or drink in here."

Espirit Outing

Went for an outing today with my closest group of friends and landed at Esprit. Everyone bought whatever they wanted, even an undergarment! Then we went to some Japanese restaurant for dessert and it was rather tasty plus there was like a special price of 5 bucks (no, i did not pay 5 rabbits) for a drink and the dessert. (No, I did not get Sahara or Gobi)

Jokes:

What happened to the man with flu who visited a clinic in Japan?
Ans: He had the flu JAP (jab)

Which departmental store is very spooky and eerie?
Ans: E-SPIRIT

Did u hear about the sneaky shirt?
Ans: It always had something up its sleeve.

More YanZi

This post is for Friday

Went shopping for more YZ products and amassed

• YanZi playing cards
• Lots and lots of YZ postcards
• YZ stickers
• YZ bookmarks

After which I had to train RJ MQ for blood and CVS, and I do have my favourites for the top 17. A J1 said that aldosterone excess would give edema (which was my answer too), and for that I think he shows great potential for Med Fac.

Blood and CVS jokes

What is Dracula's favourite ice-cream flavour?

Ans: VEIN-illa (Vanilla)

Why is blood clotting so complicated?

Ans:There were so many factors involved

Which clotting disease do pigs get?

Ans: HAM-ophilla

Which is the heart's favourite sport shoe brand?

Ans: Reebok, reebok, reebok.....

Cantonese

Goodness, cantonese class was so taxing. I guess its hard to pick up dialects. I was inappropriately writing hanyu pinyin everywhere.

On a happier note, I went round the West of Singapore purchasing Yan Zi merchandise and i am happy to annouce that the following has been added to my vast Yan Zi merchandise collection

1. Stefanie mini sticker book
2. Stefanie playing cards
3. Stefanie picture pack

You do get quite a workout shopping. That elbow has to be flexed to reach for that book on the shelf, the shoulder has to be abducted to reach for that highest pack of cards...etc

In conclusion, Qin Shih Hwang did not really do that good a job in unifying China cos there are still so many different dialects and languages

G3

Went to a Pharmanex seminar at Novotel on their new product launch of G3 and saw the lovely ingredients consisting of gac fruit, chinese wolfberry, cili fruit (not silly fruit) and siberian pineapple. So much antioxidants packed into 1 bottle

The main highlight was a performance by bartenders which saw them concocting alcoholic drinks with G3 and greedy me had already sampled it previously at the entrance.

Luckily i did'nt get drunk for i got drunk once consuming 3 pieces of Godiva chocolates laden with alcohol

Bar Jokes

Why did everyone pour their drinks on the generous man at the bar?
Ans: Because he said "tonight, the drinks are on me"

What did the woman say to the man at the noisy bar?
Ans: I can beer-ly (barely) hear you over this din

French

Malay classes also brought back unkind memories of French classes at MOELC during sec 1 times. The teacher insisted on us asking for us to go to the toilet in French and I obviously did not know how to. And there were no potted plants in sight.....

Joke on the urinary system

A teacher was walking down the class when she noticed a puddle on the floor
Teacher: Oh Samantha, if you wanted to go to the toilet, you could have put your hand up
Samantha: Oh I did, but the urine still trickled through my fingers.

How did the python kill the ureter?
Ans: The ureter had 3 constrictions (Pop Quiz: Do u still remember where they are?)

Malay class

Well, started on malay classes and it turned out to be rather interesting mainly because of the teacher. He seemed to like the idea of being called a fruit, the chiku, cos he made us call him cikgu. (which means teacher in malay)

And did u know that transverstites are called PONDAN? Sounds like the soft green cake that we all like to eat.

Malay joke:
Where did the malay girl save her money?
Ans: Sitibank (Citybank)

Why was Robin always praising Batman?
Ans: Cos he was always saying HE-BAT (which means very good in malay)

My first post

Hello, firstly thank you for visiting

Its been about 10 days since the terrorising exams and i just felt i shd make a dig (but not too deep) at the profs who set the papers. here goes

A boy went to the fortune teller after the exams and remarked ' I would like to find out about my exams'. The fortune teller took a look at his palm and gasped 'the setter of the paper will be murdered with much blood, gore and violence'
The boy replied ' well, what i want to find out is... will i be acquitted?'

Anat Qn

Where did the nucleus and mitochondria go skateboarding?

Ans: On the smooth muscles