Food Fest

On thursday, went with cantonese class classmates to sample dessert at Chinatown Temple Street. (as advertised on television where all the samplers gave their thumbs up and endorsed queueing up for it) I tried the peanut paste and the mango puree. Very tasty and now I want to try the milk pudding, the almond paste......

Then went for a real meal at chinatown food street where all the angmoh tourists were all so excited looking at a street acrobatic performance. Got cheated at the curry stall when they served up instant noodles, a far cry from the picture that they advertised with.

As u would have guessed, peanut paste + curry + eating them at night = sore throat and runny nose etc. So i am now overdosing myself on antioxidants, especially green tea extract. Hoping to hold on to my winning streak for the past year and avoid having to take antibiotics for a sore throat.

Jokes:

During a pediatric consultation, 2 parents voiced their concern that they might not hear their baby rolling off the crib at night. " The baby might injure himself on the parquet flooring"
"That's easy" said the doctor. " Just remove the carpet"

2 men were laid off from a women's undergarment factory. They decided to sign on for unemployment benefits. The first man told the clerk that he stiched undergarments and was awarded $200 in benefits. The 2nd man said that he was a diesel fitter and received $250 in benefits.
Angry, the first man complained to the clerk why he received less money.
The clerk explained: "The additional $50 is a new grant given to skilled workers. Engineers like diesel fitters are eligible. I guess he works hard ensuring that machinery at the factory runs smoothly"
"He was never an engineer!" stormed the man. " he was in quality control. After I'd stitched a pair of undergarment, I would give it to him. If he tried it on and it fit, he would say 'Yeah, diesel fitter' " (these-will-fit-her)

From Yes 933.
Why does superman wear such tight clothing?
Ans: Because his clothing are "S" size.