EMI

Yay... It's finalised. Yanzi will be joining EMI. Finally she will be free from the clutches of the wretched Warner Music. Now they have lost the most valuable gem that they have neglected in the past 2 years and this serves them right.

Warner will be releasing the compilation album in September along with Jay Chou's new album. (Another sales war) Orders for the compilation have reportedly reached 1.8 million. EMI will then release her maiden album under Capitol in December. Wait, but December is sandwiched between so many CAs.

Jokes

A man was lying in the hospital bed covered in bandages from head to toe. A nurse asked him about his occupation.
Man:" I was previously a window cleaner."
Nurse:" When did u give it up?"
Man:" About halfway down! " (the building)

Why do ant-eaters rarely get sick?
Ans: They are full of anty-bodies (antibodies)