Gym

Can't believe it right? Raphael at the gym. Pigs will grow wings and fly one day. But I went testing the waters today with SK. (must bring someone along or I will feel paiseh to enter the gym) As usual, those who need to be there were not and those who no longer need to be there were. I felt so out of place. So malu. The people also looked at me and must have thought: This scrawny chicken also want to come... .

Then there was this muscular person who vacated a machine. So I decided to try. But the handles would not budge and I thought to myself: This machine is spoilt, better report. But it turned out that the weights were set at 57kg. How to lift? Subsequently, all the vacated machines had their weights set at 48kg and above.

Quote (that I made up today):
As the wheel of life turns, at least I dare to put a spoke in it.
Even if the spoke breaks, my spirit is not broken

^^^^^^^^VOMIT^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jokes:

Why are muscles like paper?
Ans: U can tear them

Why do cats like singing?
Ans: They think they are mewsical (musical)

A fisherman was carrying a fish home. Another fisherman asked him: "What r u going to do with the fish?" He replies :" I am carrying the fish home for dinner."
The fish looks up and says:" I've already eaten, could we go for a movie instead?"