Braces

They just don't want to come off. My bite alignment is still uncorrected, thanks to my ever growing jaw. Now I have to continue with my regiment of braces. In fact, the lower row of teeth may be re-implicated again. I hope I don't have to wear them for the next 10 years.

Jokes:

A guy walked into the pharmacy and asked for a vial of cyanide.
"What do you want the cyanide for?" asked the pharmacist.
"I want to kill my wife." The man replied
"I'm sorry" said the pharmacist. "There's no way i will sell you cyanide to poison your wife."
The man reached into his wallet and pulled out a photo of his wife. The pharmacist took a look and saw the ugliest woman that he had ever seen in his whole life.
"I am sorry sir, it was my mistake. Let me get the cyanide for you, I didn't realise that you had a prescription."