What a day

Firstly, Happy Birthday to HW. May you have a long and happy life!!!

And everything else went wrong today. Firstly, I tried to double check the figures for the pharmaco stimulation and deleted the whole column after the figures did not tally. Then HW said that the numbers generated are random and not fixed. @#$%^^&

Then I happily completed the values of 20 over simulations before releasing that I had clicked on the wrong agnoist and all my values were wrong. %%%^^**!@#()

Then I copied from a friend and his values were wrong too as the dose ratio was inaccurate %%$%^^^

Lastly when I obtained the values to draw the correct lg[agnoist] graph, I drew the graph on the paper that I inverted by mistake. Now my graph ends at the starting axis. ***&^%^%)))(*&

SH even told me not to take the bus home as I might pass my misfortune to everyone on the bus.

Jokes: (original ones that i made up during lectures)

Why did the american army take lots of drugs?
Ans: Because of the high GI loss (GI = gastrointestinal)

Which tennis player is a virus?
Ans: Maria Sha-parvova (parvovirus)