Peace and quiet

Took some time out to stare into space today. Really enjoyed the feeling of having nothing much to do.

Had to starve till 1.30 cos the 9.30 break was too early and not much food was available. The 11.30 break was no better off with some sales rep spending more time on the history of the company and its reputation rather than the actual instruments.

But I did enjoy the chicken rice and char quay teow at Ghim Moh with Aaron, SK and HW. And we caught this reporter trying to interview a stall vendor who did not want to accept any 5 cent coins. What an absurd story. I can't believe that customers actually complained about this to the press.

Jokes:

A man went to his doctor and requested for a vasectomy. " This is a pretty big decision. Have you discussed it with your family yet?" asked the doctor. The man replied :" Oh yes, they are in favour, 15 to 2."

A man called his boss one morning and told him that he was staying at home because he didn't feel well.
"What's the matter?" asked the boss
"I have a case of myself glaucoma," the man replied wearily
"Huh? What's myself glaucoma?' asked the boss.
" Well, I just can't see myself comming in to work today."

At Home

Its nice to have a revision holiday. Can stay at home for once. Don't forget, I have yet to miss a legitimate lecture. (Well, missing one PDCP before CA's does not count)

Some of my troubled friends are also trying to push me down the stairs. Fortunately, I have insurance.

Here's wishing SK success in his driving test.

Jokes:

A blond ordered a pizza from Pizza Hut. The waiter asked if he should cut it into 6 or 12 pieces. The woman replied:" 6 please, I could never eat 12."

A blond saw a sign at the movies saying "No one under 18 admitted." Immediately, she pulled 17 of her friends to enter the cinema with her.

Stairways

There has been some contention lately about the way I descend stairs although a particular pair of my friends would rather see me roll down the stairs. The sad truth is I have a phobia of tumbling down the stairs, having slipped through the gaps of the Jacob's Ladder before. This in part accounts for my skewed directional sense when walking down the stairs. (Yes, I walk down sideways) I suppose I will continue with my old ways because it keeps me from tripping and tumbling.

Ok, this is for MM:

Aaron was thrice lucky yesterday when his bag was checked for bombs and bioterrorist threats at the Buona Vista MRT --- AGAIN. (see, look like Wang Xi and hence the terrorist face.)

Jokes:

A blond was travelling home late at night on the MRT when she read a sign. "Please hold your child's hand on the escalator." Desparingly, she thought to herself:" Now, where on earth am I going to find a child at this tine of night?"

A guy sent his clothing to the laundry and when it came back, there were still stains on the undergarments. So, he attached a note on his next batch of clothing that read:" Use more soap on undergarments." The laundryman replied with a note of his own:" Use more paper on ass."

I am still alive

Had 4 horrendous papers over the past week. But let's not talk about that.

Today, went for lunch with MM, SK and Aaron at Mos burger. They should make it a fast food restaurant for the birds since their serving portions are reflective of their appetites. As usual, I dropped food on my pants and dirtied the table

Times bookshop surprisingly had interesting things to see, including cards that taught fortune reading and books with sleazy titles like "Why do men have nipples?" (Then? What do u expect men to grow? Biscuits is it?)

Jokes:

A beggar was walking past the cake shop belonging to a haughty baker when he spotted the declicious cakes on display. He walked up to the baker and asked:" May i buy the cake?" The baker replied:" No, we don't serve beggars here."

"I'll pay you $100 for the cake" said the beggar. "No, and get lost" the baker snapped.

"$200?", asked the beggar. "Which part of get lost don't you understand"answered the baker.

"$400?" asked the beggar. The baker paused momentarily before answering :" No, go away now."

Finally, the beggar made an offer that the baker could not refuse:" $700 for the cake." The baker reluctantly agreed that this was a good deal and served him the cake.

As the beggar gobbled up the cake. he kept moaning;" Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God."

"Why do you keep saying Oh my God?" asked the baker.

Still shoving the cake in his mouth, the beggar went:"Oh my God, Oh my God, Where am I going to find $700???"

A woman went to the doctor for constipation and complained that she had not moved her bowels for 10 days. "Well, have you done anything about it yet?" asked the doctor. She replied;" I sit in the bathroom for an hour everyday. The doctor asked again:" No, I mean have you taken anything?" the woman replied:"Oh, I see. Yes, I take a book."