Stairways

There has been some contention lately about the way I descend stairs although a particular pair of my friends would rather see me roll down the stairs. The sad truth is I have a phobia of tumbling down the stairs, having slipped through the gaps of the Jacob's Ladder before. This in part accounts for my skewed directional sense when walking down the stairs. (Yes, I walk down sideways) I suppose I will continue with my old ways because it keeps me from tripping and tumbling.

Ok, this is for MM:

Aaron was thrice lucky yesterday when his bag was checked for bombs and bioterrorist threats at the Buona Vista MRT --- AGAIN. (see, look like Wang Xi and hence the terrorist face.)

Jokes:

A blond was travelling home late at night on the MRT when she read a sign. "Please hold your child's hand on the escalator." Desparingly, she thought to herself:" Now, where on earth am I going to find a child at this tine of night?"

A guy sent his clothing to the laundry and when it came back, there were still stains on the undergarments. So, he attached a note on his next batch of clothing that read:" Use more soap on undergarments." The laundryman replied with a note of his own:" Use more paper on ass."