Mediquiz 2006

Yay, RJ managed to win this year's quiz. And we captured the 1st, 6th and 7th individual placings courtesy of LY, Di and Jan. Congratulations to the team.

I did not even know how to answer some of the questions. Luckily I'm not on the team.

Congratulations to HC too, for sweeping the remaining 7 prizes and achieving the 2nd place. And also to Moses and NJC with their 3rd placing. I was also quite glad to see many of my friends whom I had not seen in a long long time.

Hopefully the next batch will fight to continue the quiz.

Jokes:

2 blond hunters were hunting outdoors when suddenly one of them had a sudden fit and collapsed onto the ground, foaming at the mouth. After a few minutes of agony, he appeared to stop breathing and lay motionless. The other hunter immediately called the emergency services:" Hello, I need an ambulance, my friend is dead."

The paramedic on the line immediately said:" calm down, and do not scare yourself. How sure are you that your friend is dead?" A few gunshots rang out over the phone.

"Yep, now I am very sure he is dead."

Gym

Can't believe it right? Raphael at the gym. Pigs will grow wings and fly one day. But I went testing the waters today with SK. (must bring someone along or I will feel paiseh to enter the gym) As usual, those who need to be there were not and those who no longer need to be there were. I felt so out of place. So malu. The people also looked at me and must have thought: This scrawny chicken also want to come... .

Then there was this muscular person who vacated a machine. So I decided to try. But the handles would not budge and I thought to myself: This machine is spoilt, better report. But it turned out that the weights were set at 57kg. How to lift? Subsequently, all the vacated machines had their weights set at 48kg and above.

Quote (that I made up today):
As the wheel of life turns, at least I dare to put a spoke in it.
Even if the spoke breaks, my spirit is not broken

^^^^^^^^VOMIT^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jokes:

Why are muscles like paper?
Ans: U can tear them

Why do cats like singing?
Ans: They think they are mewsical (musical)

A fisherman was carrying a fish home. Another fisherman asked him: "What r u going to do with the fish?" He replies :" I am carrying the fish home for dinner."
The fish looks up and says:" I've already eaten, could we go for a movie instead?"

Chicken Rice

Tried the chicken rice at Food Republic. Heard that some chef left some hotel to set up a branch there is it? It was OK, quite tasty compared to the rest of the chicken rice I ate before. But at the end of it all, its still only chicken rice to me. Obviously busy with more mediquiz trainings these few days. But still have time for good food.

Jokes:

What do you get when U cross a chicken with a bomb?
Ans: An eggs-plosion (explosion)

What do you get when U cross a rooster, a poodle and a ghost?
Ans: cock-a-poodle-boo

What do you get when U cross a chicken with a robber?
Ans: A peck-pocket. (pick-pocket)

Still nothing exciting

Aiyah, still no outing yet. Guess the major upcoming exciting event + outing is MEDIQUIZ next sat. Jo and Hw, r u both comming? All the best to all the other teams; (yang and HCJC), (twm, couch potato and VJC), (moses and NJC)

Jokes:

What did they call the noisy bee at the competition?
Ans: The buzzer.

What happened when the teacher tied the shoelaces of her students together?
Ans: They went on a class trip

Jokes

Alright, if I wait for an exciting day B4 I update this blog, it can very well shut down. So here are some jokes while waiting for an exciting thing to happen.

A woman in a restaurant farted loudly just as the waiter was approachingher table. Knowing that everyone in the restaurant must have heard the noise, she desperately tried to save face by telling the waiter:" Stop that!"
The waiter said:" Sure, which direction did it go?"

A judge told a double homicide defendent :" You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out :" You beast"
The judge continued :" you are also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."
The same voice called out :" You heartless scum."
The judge stopped and told the man who had been yelling out :" I understand your anger and fustrations at these crimes, but any more outbursts and I will have to charge you with contempt."
The man stood up and snarled :" For 15 years, I have lived next to him and everytime I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he did not have one."

MSN

Yes, finally have an account. Its long overdue. I think it would take more quickly for the sea to dry up than for me to get an account. The e-mail that I am using is raphaellee1@hotmail.com.
Please do tell me who u r when u add me or I would have to take a long time figuring out who "sassygirl06" or "hip'n'coolboy86" are.
If there is any mail that you have to send to me but don't want me to read it, pls send to the hotmail account. Otherwise do send it to my yahoo account.

Had an exciting driving lesson. I was illegally practising parallel parking at a public carpark when my instructor spotted the carpark attendant. So, we had to escape quickly with the poles and all. Thrilling!

Jokes:

At a cockfight in Russia, how can you identify the blond from Poland?
Ans: She's the one who brings the duck to compete.
How would you identify the blond from Italy?
Ans: She's the one who bets on the duck.
How would you know that blond mafia members are present?
Ans: The duck wins

Two social workers were walking through a rough part of the city one day. Passing an alley, they heard moans and groans and upon investigating, found a man semi conscious in a pool of blood.
" Help me," begged the man with his eyes almost shut, his face battered and bruised. " I've been mugged and viciously attacked by a robber."
The social workers turned and walked away. One remarked to the other:" You know, the person who did this really needs psychological help and counselling."

Food Fest

On thursday, went with cantonese class classmates to sample dessert at Chinatown Temple Street. (as advertised on television where all the samplers gave their thumbs up and endorsed queueing up for it) I tried the peanut paste and the mango puree. Very tasty and now I want to try the milk pudding, the almond paste......

Then went for a real meal at chinatown food street where all the angmoh tourists were all so excited looking at a street acrobatic performance. Got cheated at the curry stall when they served up instant noodles, a far cry from the picture that they advertised with.

As u would have guessed, peanut paste + curry + eating them at night = sore throat and runny nose etc. So i am now overdosing myself on antioxidants, especially green tea extract. Hoping to hold on to my winning streak for the past year and avoid having to take antibiotics for a sore throat.

Jokes:

During a pediatric consultation, 2 parents voiced their concern that they might not hear their baby rolling off the crib at night. " The baby might injure himself on the parquet flooring"
"That's easy" said the doctor. " Just remove the carpet"

2 men were laid off from a women's undergarment factory. They decided to sign on for unemployment benefits. The first man told the clerk that he stiched undergarments and was awarded $200 in benefits. The 2nd man said that he was a diesel fitter and received $250 in benefits.
Angry, the first man complained to the clerk why he received less money.
The clerk explained: "The additional $50 is a new grant given to skilled workers. Engineers like diesel fitters are eligible. I guess he works hard ensuring that machinery at the factory runs smoothly"
"He was never an engineer!" stormed the man. " he was in quality control. After I'd stitched a pair of undergarment, I would give it to him. If he tried it on and it fit, he would say 'Yeah, diesel fitter' " (these-will-fit-her)

From Yes 933.
Why does superman wear such tight clothing?
Ans: Because his clothing are "S" size.