Weekend food fest

On friday, went for a wedding dinner and stuffed myself like crazy. There were 2 youngsters at my table who attacked the food too and were matching my pace. I am proud to annouce that towards the 9th and 10th dish, I had 3 and 2 helpings respectively while they managed only one serving each.

Today, went back to Bukit Batok (where I used to stay) for its oyster omelette and fried prawn noodles. Needless to say, I ate a lot. Then I visited my old home where I walked up and down familiar stairs and corridors. Yes, those were the stairs that gave me the phobia of tumbling down.

Jokes:

A club was looking to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. The committee decided to use hypnosis. After extensive publicity, the first meeting of the month was packed with people.The hypnotist produced a pocket watch and began chanting :" watch the watch, watch the watch..."

The crowd became mesemerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch's every move until suddenly the hyptonist's fingers slipped and the watch fell to the floor.

"Shit!" exclaimed the hyptonist
It took 3 weeks to clean up the venue.