Stalker

One of my friends has a stalker. His name starts with Aa. Can U guess who?

Apparently this saga with the security guard (of a certain race) at Buona Vista MRT began months ago and I witnessed 3 occasions where the security man singled my friend out just to check his bag. And probably to check him out as well.

My trusted source said that he was targeted again today and there was another witness. Gosh, please do my friend a favour and listen out for any suspicious noises or whimpering cries for help as you walk past doors at train stations that are for "Staff Admittance Only"

Jokes:

A security guard approached a spiritual medium who was behaving suspiciously and said:" I would like to request a search." The medium unleashed ghosts and said:" Go ahead, do some soul searching."