Christmas party

Felt quite bad abt missing MDC's party

Went to Sam's party and enjoyed myself. My usual bunch of friends were there too, mm, sk, aaron, joanne etc......
Played uno (which I won quite glamourously - and sk has this concept of taking more cards even if he has the same number/colour just to get cards of the same number to end the game in style???)
Twister was the most interesting with lots of compromising positions and squealing. The eventual winner of my round was mm but not after everyone else gave up willingly. (sk gave up after he had to get very close to me to get to the next colour. Why? Get close to me will die meh?)

We sang carols and I was saboed to sing solo but fortunately I did not. mm was laughing at some word in the lyrics that sounded vulgar. Tsk tsk.
Resident evil was fun to watch and we saw King of Violent Playstation Games (aaron) slay zombies and collect gans...err guns. Obviously we stayed till quite late and either missed or almost missed the last train home.

Jokes:

A woman with cerebral palsy was talking to her friend at a party :" Do u know what is the hardest activity for a person with cerebral palsy?"
" Errm, sewing?" ventured the friend
"No, its plucking your eyebrows"
"Really?"
"Yah, that's how I got pierced ears."

Why did the compulsive gambler put his head in the toilet bowl and ask the Queen to pull the lever?
Ans: he wanted a royal flush

What kind of mite can't make you itch?
Ans: Dyna-mite, it hurts you very badly instead