Like always

Yes, if i have to wait until i leave the house for an activity before I update, I would have to wait for quite a long time.

I was jogging today when I saw someone dash across the road and received loud warning horns (not those on the unicorn) from the 963 bus. This reminded me of one incident that I had witnessed days ago

It was before Sam's party and I was going to Orchard to get a gift. However 700 terminated at Newton so I had to jaywalk to get to the train. (anyone want to watch the curse of the golden flower? pls ask me along) I waited on the curb, watching this woman dash across the road into the path of cars that had started to move.

Jokes:

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees the man crying on the side of a road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks man what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."The blonde says, "Don't worry."

She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. A metre away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, it hops down the road another metre, turns and waves, hops another metre, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until it hops out of sight.

The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says, "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."