Teachings

I am glad I went for MDC today cos the speaker from outside was showering all present with gems of knowledge and conduct.

All that came after a trip to Maxwell market for lunch where stalls like "Wonderful" - Wang De Fu in mandarin, "Sweet heart" dessert stall and 69 tea house?! existed

Should you like Fuchou ball noodles, be prepared to get only one miserable Fuchou ball. Also, never retain any bowl or plate to spit seeds, etc because the uncle there does not like any component of the set of plates to go missing.

Jokes

Three women were in the waiting room of a gynecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby. The first one stopped and took a pill.
"What was that?" The others asked her.
"Oh, it was Vitamin C - I want my baby to be healthy."
A few minutes later, another woman took a pill."
What was that?" the others asked.
"Oh, it was iron - I want my baby to be big and strong."
They continued knitting until the third woman took a pill.
"What was that?" the others asked her. "It was thalidomide," she said, "I just can't get the arms right on this sweater!"